My Soy-Called Latte

I had enough soy chai lattes in my life to fill a book with words of wisdom. When I was just a teenager I asked myself: "Why don't I do something cool and ask for soy instead of milk for my chai latte?" It was at this point in my life- while I was drinking my foamy soy chai latte- wherein I received a letter in the mail explaining the secrets on how to seduce anyone to do anything for you. I exclaimed, "Really! I can't believe I finally found the answers to all my problems." I kept thinking of all the magical powers I would soon have. I ran back to the Cafe Kopi http://www.cafekopi.com/ and asked the cute barista, behind the purple velvet pillows, if she would like to give me a free soy chai latte because I deserve it. She said, "I'm a lesbian, but you're cute." I got the drink and her phone number. I was on fire.

I stumbled into a sub-culture of seduction artists found on alt.seduction.fast. It was the first time I started playing a game that would redefine the way I see my life. Speed Seduction http://www.speedseduction.biz/ was my first school in the community, and under the tutelage of Ross Jeffries I became a PUA (pick-up artist). At the time I discovered the seduction community, or the men's movement, I was a senior in high school and an AFC (average frustrated chump). I was such a chode (look it up) who never lived on the edge. I never had a girlfriend or thought following my dreams was possible. It was not until I started doing the counter-intuitive that I soon realized how much of an affect my soy-called latte could have on the world.